Friday, March 27, 2009

Men are from Mars

The Relationship

(c) by Dave Barry

Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.

And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Elaine, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: "Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months?"

And then there is silence in the car. To Elaine, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: Geez, I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he's been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I'm trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn't want, or isn't sure of.

And Roger is thinking: Gosh. Six months...

Read the rest of the story here: The Relationship

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Rubik's Cube

I'm getting quicker with the cube. I could never solve this when I was younger. I have a Pac-Man cube that is messed up. Now I can fix it once I find it in my mom's attic.


hehe I'm so going to kick Devin's butt in time ^_~